#1 It seems your mascara is running. Your crying from happiness, right?... OK, good.
#2 Woah, you put on some weight this past week.
#3 You really should have went with that other gown.
$4 Your dads paying for this, right?
#5 Ahh, it's you... I was hoping for Cameron Diaz, hehe, get it? no?
#6 Uhhh, I sorta left the ring at Wallmart.
#7 That schmorg is really doing a number on my stomache.
#8 Good luck in all your future endeavors.
#9 I feel like I should let you know - I spent our gift money and savings on a Harley - but don't worry, they say it really retains its value.
#10 Wow, you look beautiful Rebbec.... errrr Sara. Sara, right?
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Pandora.com and Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton, brilliantly funny
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